| It
was a dark and stormy night ...
They
were together in the House ... Just the two of them.
It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each
time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.
She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance ....and
wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her
from the storm.
She wanted that - more than anything.
Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out.
She screamed.
He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull
her into his arms.
He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.
He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.
The storm raged on …as did their growing passion.
And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.
They knew it was wrong.
Their families would never understand. So consumed were they in their
passion that they heard no opening of doors
Just
the faint click of a camera ...
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Living with people:
an instruction manual for cats
Calling
all cats! Finally, an instruction manual on how to deal with your
human companion ... we realise these pointers are already well
known by many of you, but here it is, in black and white (ginger
and tortoiseshell).
Bathrooms
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything.
Just sit and stare.
Doors
Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get the door open, stand on hind
legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to
use it. After you have ordered an ’outside’ door opened, stand
halfway in and halfway out and think about several things. This is particularity
important during very cold weather, rain, snow or mosquito season.
Chairs and rugs
If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time,
get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag pile is good. When
throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so it is as long as a human’s
bare foot.
Hampering
If one of your humans is engaged in some activity and the other is idle, stay
with the busy one. This is called ’hampering’. Following are the
rules for hampering: When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel
of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being
stepped on and then picked up and comforted.
For book readers, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book – unless
you can lie across the book itself.
When human is working at computer, jump up on desk, walk across keyboard, bat
at mouse pointer on screen and then lay in human’s lap across arms,
hampering typing in progress.
Walking
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of human,
especially on stairs when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and
when they first get up in the morning. This will help their co-ordination skills.
Bedtime
Always sleep on the human at night so he/she cannot move around.
Litter box
When using the litter box, be sure to kick as much litter out of the box as
possible. Humans love the feel of kitty litter between their toes.
Hiding
Every now and then, hide in a place where the humans cannot find you. Do not
come out for three or four hours under any circumstances. This will cause the
humans to panic (which they love) thinking that you have run away or are lost.
Once you do come out, the humans will cover you with love and kisses and you
probably will get a treat.
One last thought
Whenever possible, get close to a human, especially their face, turn around
and present your bum to them. Humans love this so do it often. And don’t
forget the guests.
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